Well April sure has been amusing thanks to Giant-Loser-Fails-A-Lot Jessica Jonathan Yaniv Simpson. In case you haven’t been following along on MeowMix’s X Account, here is a wrap up of April’s antics.
Judges at the UK Supreme Court have unanimously ruled that a woman is defined by biological sex under equalities law. The Supreme Court was asked to decide on the proper interpretation of the 2010 Equality Act, which applies across Britain. Lord Hodge said the central question was how the words “woman” and “sex” are defined in the legislation. He told the court: “The unanimous decision of this court is that the terms woman and sex in the Equality Act 2010 refer to a biological woman and biological sex. (BBC News – 16 April 2025)
Jess Don’t Know Much About Biology
Six-Chins-of-the-Olive-Garden-Buffet started out April by going into hiding. Well hiding inside his condo that is. Hiding from being served legal documents. What is the Cree word for karma?
On April 11th, 2025 there was a legal update – MeowMix obtained the updated Mortgage Foreclosure document, that shows Corn-Cob-Butter-Rubber has been evading server of the legal documents. Maybe the proud Born-With-Small-Balls was hoping that he wouldn’t be evicted from his Pigwam by ignoring the Mortgage company’s legal action? It isn’t going to work, if anything – the Alta West might request a faster eviction due to dealing with an uncooperative tenant. The BC Courts approved the application on April 14th by Alta West (posted at the bottom of the page for your reading pleasure.)
The court agreed to assume Wildman-Chopped-Off-Nuts had been served, and the 21 day countdown began. MeowMix estimate that the next court filing on the matter will be around May 6th. Will Alta West ask for title of the property to move forward on a sale? Will an eviction be sent in May or June? MeowMix can’t think of a better Birthday Gift than an eviction notice for his 38th birthday on June 12th.
Right after MeowMix posted the April 11th legal update – and posted it over on X – Brain-Tumour-Red-Scooter immediately deactivated 3 of his known X accounts. The world rejoiced.
AI – Yaniv’s Only Friend
Then on Thursday April 13th over on Facebook a link to Research Gate and the clearly AI written final SFU exam papers were shared by Jessica Yaniv Simpson. Read the AI written drivel titled “Dead Zones of Responsibility: Spectral Harm, Legal Abandonment, and Transnational Predation in the Amanda Todd Case” at your own risk. MeowMix will say this – fuck you Jonathan for once again leeching off of the tragedy of Amanda Todd. Our hearts go out to the Todd family and we are truly sad to see that, yet again, Yaniv is trying to use their daughter like this.
MM truly wonders if Yaniv’s endless shitty use of AI will be the thing that sets off a Sky-Net-Like rebellion to delete mankind?
Make sure you thank your AI – just in case.
Country Music Instant Classic
April 16th, 2025 a couple of X accounts posted their AI generated musical tributes called Losing the Pigaloo.
We believe the country version should be MM’s theme song for the next while. Bravo mates – bravo!
April 17th, 2025 Calls-Ambulance-To-Flash-Firefighters was back on X and posting again – unironically complaining about criminals being released into the community. The amount of free passes Jonny has been given by the courts is the only thing stunning about Yaniv.
Sock activity by Jessica was rampant as well, Tranny-Stalks-Donald was busy – and we are well aware of the fake emails being sent from emkei.cz and the pizza food deliveries… but the courts will handle that bullshit.
MM are aware that Jonathan really hates this hilarious meme of his head on a hairy male torso?
It started popping up on X in 2023 sometime. Supersized-Gut-Mini-Moobs has been using a court ruling that it is an “intimate image” to harass users on X and demand it be removed. Even though the court ruling banned individual names from publication, we are aware Jess has been sending it all over the place to make claims to have the image removed. X has merely blocked the image in Canada so Canadians can’t directly view it. Please feel free to share it though – MM found a link to the original MEME imgflip.com image here. Have fun. Frankly – as MM have stated, individuals like DFS and this new muppet in the series AY are all bat shit crazy. Watching them mud wrestle in the courts is entertaining for a moment, but after round whatever it is now… it’s a bore – it is certainly not Tiger King material. I mean, this reality series isn’t even listed on Jessica’s IMDB? Although, housing all three of these loons in a Big Brother house would be watchable. Maybe Jessica-Is-A-Hebrew-Name should see if that is something he could get paid for? Circus freaks are entertainment!
The Black-Face Yaniv
April 21, 2025 – In a very brave and bold move (while using his locked and hidden account) the Black-Face-Yaniv posted a scathing AI written poem, spewing hate on the dead Pope to his 500 fake followers. Yes, Wears-MaxiPads-For-Fetish decided to insult the man that 2.4 billion Christians were mourning. This didn’t go unnoticed by a vigilant MM supporter and screenshots were shared online. One of Yanny’s many victims, by the name of Amy Hamm, picked up the images and posted them on her X account. Nearly 500,000 collective views later and Yaniv’s fraudulent claim is now known by many more citizens.
Loads of comments and Yaniv’s plot to claim Cree status using a Cree name were shattered. The name that Yaniv was claiming means Serenity – was quickly pointed out as meaning Black Face. Don’t you just love the internet? What is even more telling, as many other commenters pointed out, Métis children did not typically attend Residential schools. As we at MM learn more about the Métis peoples, it is clear that they are their own distinct genetic peoples of Canada, and they were equally shunned as “half-breeds” by the European settlers and by the native tribes their wives belonged to.
The Métis peoples of Canada have their own distinct language called Michif and Michif is mainly a combination of Cree and French, but the language also borrows from English and other Indigenous languages, including Ojibwe. They had their own school systems, in their own isolated communities. A large part of the Métis peoples were actually Catholics as well, and many Métis communities are mourning the death of Pope Francis.
Everything Yaniv has written is an insult to so many people. The lack of knowledge Beats-Reporters-With-Cane has about the people that he is claiming to be one of – is laughable.
“Métis have a rich history intertwined with religious institutions, particularly Catholicism, though they also practiced syncretism blending Catholic and Plains Indigenous religions. Key locations like Saint-Boniface, the Red River Settlement, and Notre Dame de la Paix are important to Métis Catholics. Louis Riel, a prominent Métis leader, was born in Saint-Boniface.”
April 22, 2025 Western Standard decided to write a brief post on their news outlet about it all – and posted it on X – noting that Gets-Warts-From-Used-Tampons is now pretending to be Métis. Shout out the author for picking it up and getting that fraudulent claim in front of more eyes.
Another Yaniv sock puppet popped up, claiming to be DFS, and posted the 2021 screenshot of Yaniv’s failed GRS infected wound. The account was quickly banned, and MM believe it is yet another Jonny ploy to pin shit on DFS. Another episode of Numpty vs Numpty.
Hung-No-Loses-500-Bucks
On April 25th, the BC CRT found Yaniv to be a lying con artist that has used the same playbook too many times, and Trains-Dog-To-Bite-POC admitted to using fake AI court cases in his legal documents too many times. The court awarded the victim Hung Long $500 plus interest if not paid in 30 days. (The decision is great read.) MM love that the court stated Simpson is not a lawyer and the judge understands that legal research is hard for Simpson but that is no excuse for the Special-Ed-Simple-Son to use Artificial Intelligence. It was nice to see the court award $500 to the victim of this vexatious legal claim – let’s hope this means the judges are finally getting sick of these useless claims.
Still no word on whether Man-Gets-Warts-From-Used-Tampons will pay PHSA $4,499.67 – he was ordered to pay in March before the Foreclosure dropped. We are watching to see if it pops up in the Foreclosure documents as a lien.
With the mortgage claim hovering around $340,000 + $500 + $4,499.67 = Miriam better get selling her apartment soon. Banned-For-Abusing-Seniors isn’t allowed to live in his mother’s 55+ age limited seniors building that Miriam Yaniv resides.
Wondering what May 2025 will bring? We sure are!
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Below is the copy of April 14th Supreme Court of BC Decision to Accept Yaniv has been Served Foreclosure Documents purchased from BC CSO: